And action!
- Thanks. - Door.
How're you doing, captain?
Well, that depends.
What's been going on the last six hours?
As your highest ranking officer,
I assumed command while you were in-- lncapacitated.
- What? - "lnconcancapacitated."
Cut.
- Cut! - Right away.
- Grand Canyon? - No.
Big Sur Aquarium?
Sightseeing was not one of my assignments.
- Cut. - That broke off a little funny.
And action.
- Grand Canyon? - No.
Big Sur Aquarium?
Sightseeing was not one of my assignments.
What is it? Jeez.
- Hear what? - A squeak.
Something's squeaking.
I think it's coming from under the deck plating,
but every time I get close to it, I have to start the scene over.
- Cut. - Cut.
Take the injection.
Then we'll deal with the rock people.
These rock people, those rock people,
the rock people, them rock people.
- Cut. - Sh*t.
We could transport stun grenades to specific locations, detonate them,
and use both shuttlepods to ship them to the ship.
- How good was that? - That wasn't so good.
Let's cut it. Do one more.
It's beginning.
How long before we see the Plume?
Well, that's hard to predict. Every cycle is unique.
Would you like to recite the lnvocation of Renewal with us?
I'd be honoured.
F***.
Echo Two is away, sir.
Clean launch.
It's made contact with Echo One.
How long until we have subspace something?
Airspace, french fries and Cokes.
Well, I like the sound of that.
Bless you, captain.
Yes?
We've all been gone for ten months.
I think I'm gonna-- I might do it again.
I think it's normal for-- For people to get a little--
- Sloppy. - Sloppy?
It's just when we're talking about sex, I just:
- Okay, cut. - Cut!
- Why? - Okay, one more time.
My team will penetrate their base of operations.
- What does that mean? - You're planning an assault.
Did it ever occur to you that that could get the captain to--
I wanna say "Tennille."
Now that you've said that, that's what I was thinking.
This ship's safety depends on its captain being...
- That's complete ca-ca. - "Special."
- Try again. - You got a lasso?
This is an ideal game for men like you.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Hurry, hurry.
Sh**.
I made a wrong-- I made a bad choice.
All right, they're down. Cut.
Did you use the correct dosage?
Phlox?
I don't care what it tastes like.
- Sorry. - Cut.
- Can you just cut it out? ***t. - Again.
You know, I think I've heard you say that at least half a dozen times.
Go ahead.
The Paraagans have given us clearance to enter orbit.
I couldn't--
It just kind of happened.
- That's fair. That's fair, Allan. - Yeah.
- Evil. They became evil. - Again.
I'm not sure, but I think he said something about eating the afterlife?
Try the translator again.
I'm gonna need to run what we've got through the phonetic processor.
He says his wife has grown ugly?
I am sorry, captain, I'm doing the best I can.
Excuse me. His prefrontal cortex is hyperstimulated.
I doubt he has any idea what he's saying.
I...
I think the doctor's right, captain,
- unless... - I know.
Suit up, ensign.
Me, sir?
You're in charge while I'm gone.
There are still a number of protocols we haven't tried.
She may have a point, captain.
I'm sorry.
Where is he? Okay.
Has Hoshi been drinking?
We're still rolling.
We can't help you unless we can see you.
So why don't you disconnect what other--
Whatever stealth device you're using.
Easy for me to say.
- Yeah, I'm fine. - You all right?
Yeah.
My experience with humans is limited...
...but I've come to learn they're quite resourceful.
Terra Nova may still be there, captain.
She's eating. She put something hot--
- She put something in her mouth. - She's gonna explode.
- And cut. - Nice.
We're cut.
All right. Thanks, guys.
Why a Vulcan?
Because they're cute.
Tell me more.
B Deck. Service junction 59.
Somebody's trying to bypass the lock-out codes for Launch Bay 1.
Tell Malcolm to meet me with a security team.
Captain, I've got something that might give you a leg up.
- It's just the worst line. - It's a terrible line.
- Cut.
It's just the--
It would be irrational to kill the hostages.
They would lose their negotiating position.
Maybe those people down there aren't the most rational people we ever saw...
I'll be here later, 11, 12:00.
I decided to take your advice about thinking like a Klingon.
The Vulcan database has about 900 pages on them.
- Learn anything? - Plenty.
They...
Plenty.
I'm still with you.
Chime.
Come in.
Maybe.
- Did we shoot that? - Cut.
Yeah, it was great.